Birthday Switch-Up

First things first, where the heck are all my comments? Usually I have at least 10 on each post!
You're slacking, ya'll!
Uh oh, I'm ya'lling. I'm turning into Britney Spears.
From the dark days.I ordered my cake for my birthday.
We wanted a Twilight cake, so I designed my own.
You'll all get to see it when it's in cake-form after my birthday.
The ladies at the bakery said it looked so cool that they wanted to use it for future cakes so I said sure, go ahead.

I kind of want sesame street cupcakes.
Is that so wrong?

I decided not to go to the Golden Nugget for my birthday.
I'm claustrophobic, so trying to go down a 3 story tube water slide would not be the definition of "fun" for me.
But for safety reasons, I'm not going to disclose where my party will be until after it's already happened.
I've been threatened recently, and I don't feel like it's appropriate to talk about where I'll be.
But since my birthday is next week and I actually haven't decided where to have it yet, I was hoping you guys might have some ideas.
I need cost friendly, but fills up a lot of time.
My mom suggested bowling, but I go bowling every Thursday, so it's not really "special".
And we all know I love "special" things.

I went to apply at walmart yesterday, and their machine was actually running.
Awesome, right?
I get through the 50 pages of release forms, and the first input form is... drumroll please... what is your social security number?
A.) Don't have my social on me
B.) My mom told me not to give any employer my full social unless they decide to hire me

That way there's no risk of identity theft.
She told me just to give the last 4 digits.
Izzy and I will be going around looking soon, and if we can't, I'm going to take the bus and do it myself.
I need to learn to be self sufficient. I can't rely on Izzy to drive me.
I may do that next week. It would be interesting to try the bus for the first time.
I may have someone come with me for that first time, probably Izzy.
Drew takes the buses all the time, and I wouldn't be going far from home.

Anyway, time for me to do some party research.

Comment me, slackers!

A Dirty, Rotten, Cold-Blooded Person

That description up there?
Yeah, that's Alex.
It's not enough that he was close to stalker status with me, but ever since the birthday party he's gone off the deep end.
Firstly, he started dating that girl that ran around half naked from the party.
They already say they love eachother, so perfect match!

But for some reason, he has completely lost it.
While Travis was at a drug testing center making extra money doing clinical trials, Alex threw all of his things out of the house and essentially has made Travis homeless.
All while texting Travis talking about how Laura loves him.

He's caged Travis' cats and left them outside while all of this was going on.

This has all made me so thankful that I left him when I did.
I do not have the strength to put up with someone that is emotionally unstable.
I feel like it's partially my fault, like I helped put him on this emotional tailspin.
But what was I supposed to do?
I don't want to be with someone that's nuts, thank you very much.

Since I've been too tired lately to do a gigantic picture post from Izzy's party, I'll do a few highlights for your viewing pleasure.
And trust me, these pictures are so amazing, it really will be a pleasure.
Just don't get too excited...

Picking me up at my house:

On our way to the park, where her party was:At the party, dressed up:
The Cake:Presents:We decided to go to bubble tea, and Keoki's car broke down so we had to hang out in a gas station parking lot:
Bubble Tea:

And those are the pictures!

The Scoop Real Quick

I'm not feeling too hot, and I need to rest so that I can go bowling tomorrow.
But I thought I'd check in with you guys before I did.

Yesterday I went to a press conference for Lance Burton. I met Lance, and the mayor, and Robin Leach.I'm going to post Izzy's pictures when I get the chance, but right now my stomach is killing me and it's hard for me to sit up.
I also need to take a shower, so I'll get skeedaddling on that.
Tomorrow since we're going bowling, and Izzy's getting presents from Travis, I'll have pictures.
Yay.

Sorry I'm not very interesting today. Everyone has days like that!

Another Picture Post! NOT!

My mom is sick with the flu I had, so I'm having to take care of her right now.
That involves running into the other room whenever she calls to me, and answering phone calls.
Because of this, I don't have the patience to put up the pictures from yesterday's party right now, so that'll have to wait until tomorrow or the next day.
Plus I'm waiting for the pictures that other people took, too.

It was a fun party that really showed off Alex's crazy gene.
He had told me, Izzy, and Travis that he was dating a new girl.
Izzy told me that that girl was 15 years old.
Back on Thursday we called Alex and Izzy was talking to him, and he made a rude comment about her.
So I jumped in.

"Hey Alex!"
"Uh, hey."
"So I'm glad to hear you could move on from me so fast!"
"Yeah, well uh, you broke up with me. So I'm allowed."
"Oh, no no. I never said you weren't. I just said I'm happy for you! I hear she's younger than me."
"Yeah, and more fun too."
That comment right there opened him up for what happened next.
"Has she told you she loved you yet?"
"Uh, no."
"Have you told her?"
"No."
"Why do you sound so surprised by me asking?"
"Well, did I ever tell you that I loved you?"
"Not to my face, but I hear you told everyone else you did."
And then he hung up on me.

See, I never told all of you the extent of how far he went. I told you I broke up with him because we didn't connect.
What I DIDN'T tell you was that after our FIRST DATE, he told Izzy he wanted a double wedding.
And then planned the whole thing.
He told Izzy and Travis he HAD to tell me that he loved me, but not until I said it first.
Which I never did, because I never LOVED HIM. I KNEW HIM FOR A WEEK.

After that night we went bowling and he got completely trashed? (Remember the pics?)
When they dropped me off he started bawling in the back seat. "Do... do you think if I got muscles she would like me?"
He texted me asking if we ever had a chance again.
Izzy walked in on him looking at a screen of pictures of me.
The list goes on and on.

After the conversation Thursday, I hoped he would hate me so I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore.
Until Saturday when I get the creepy ass text message: "I'm on top of the mountain and I can see your house..."
Mmm, stalker much?

So I was NOT looking forward to seeing him yesterday.
We got to the park, and he automatically latched onto this blonde girl.
He spent the whole day fawning over her.
I wasn't jealous, I was disgusted.
What happened to his GIRLFRIEND?
I confronted him about it that night, and you know what he told me?
"I don't have a girlfriend and haven't since you."
Um, that's not what you told me THURSDAY.

What is wrong with him? Seriously?
He's not allowed to come to bowling on Thursdays anymore.

Oh, and the best part was when we soaked Alex and blonde girl with water balloons.
We were in the middle of the park during broad daylight.
"I DON'T WANT TO WEAR WET CLOTHES."
So blonde girl STRIPS DOWN TO HER UNDERWEAR in the middle of the PARK.
With KIDS running around.
Whore much?

So that's just a taste of the crazy I've had.
More to come soon. For now I need to work on a design for my birthday cake, and make an invitation.
For my 4 friends.
Who all already know they're coming.
I'm a loser. :(

Well That Sucks. Hard.

Well, first, I dropped two frickin' followers.
Which I stopped caring about, except I LIKED having 60 followers even.
THAT'S FOR FLARING UP MY OCD.

I woke up this morning and I couldn't open my left eye.
It was apparently glued shut by my eye goop.
I walked out of my room and my mom said "Aww crap."

When I finally got my eye open, it barely helped.
My eye was swollen almost shut.That's attractive, isn't it?

Since I have a party to go to tomorrow, and my eye had never been swollen before.
I told my mom I thought I should go to the doctor, because I needed it to go away.
Otherwise, I would have to wear a Popeye costume to the party.We went to a clinic at Walgreens, and the doctor did a full examination on me.
She ended up telling me that, shocker, I have pink eye.
It was caused by my flu virus getting into my eye.
Never knew pink eye could be caused by flu virus.
Everyone assumes it's caused by poo in the eye.

She gave me some eye drops, and I've been using them hoping that the swelling will go down.
Which so far it has, luckily.
There's a guy that Izzy wants to introduce me to at the party tomorrow, and I'm sure Quasimodo wouldn't make such a great impression."Hi, I'm Lee."
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!"

I'll try to take a bunch of pictures at the party, but if my eye is still nice and swollen, most of the pics won't be of me.
Or I'll be nice and incognito in sunglasses.
(Luckily, I have some that match my dress!)

Strawberry Smoothie

I'm so sleepy and lathargic right now, so it's going to be a short post.
I'm going to make myself a strawberry smoothie for lunch.

Yesterday I went with Izzy to her friend Mary's house to work on decorations for her party on Sunday.
While I was there my eye started leaking yellow stuff.
That was freaking fantastic.
It's calmed down now, and I'm hoping I'll be feeling better by Sunday.

My dad called me and asked me if I wanted to go to dinner with Lance Burton on Tuesday.
Lance Burton is a famous in-town magician.
And then some time in two weeks I'm going to see Carrot Top.
And then I'm going to see Penn and Teller.
I'm a busy little bee lately, eh?

My birthday is July 11th, which means in 2 weeks and 1 day, I'm going to be 17 years old.
Which means in exactly 1 year, 2 weeks and 1 day, I'm going to be 18 years old.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM from the persecution of my juvenileness!
Score!

Anyway, smoothie time. And I'm going to take a nap.

Wow, Today's a Tragic Day for Hollywood.

When Farrah died, I was pretty sad about it.
She was a beautiful person, and almost everyone knew her name.
And EVERYONE knew this picture:R.I.P Farrah

But now, who else has died today?
"Allegedly"?
Seriously?
It wasn't bad enough that you took Farrah, God?
You have to take one of the genius' of music?

Yeah, I know. He was "sick". He was "crazy".
But he was also proven not guilty.
He's only 50 years old.
I'm watching CNN right now.

The L.A. Times has said that Michael Jackson is dead, but CNN hasn't confirmed it yet.
But I think it's true.
I had my doubts at first. Drew texted me saying "Michael Jackson died :("
I said "No he didn't. =/"
I got on the computer, looked it up, and TMZ.com said that he did. But that's TMZ. You can't trust them. Their speciality is up-skirt shots and making fun of people.

First CNN confirmed he had "cardiac arrest". Then they confirmed he was "in a coma".
Now they are saying the L.A Times says he's dead.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this-afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html

If this is true, it's a loss that was not expected.
We knew Farrah was going to die, sadly. She was so sick.
But Michael just suddenly dropped dead out of nowhere.

Today is depressing.

On another note, I have tonsilitis.
Score.