THIS:Is NOT drugs.
It is a CACTUS.
WHY would I be carrying around drugs connected to my cellphone?
If you ask me again, "Oh my god, is that drugs?" I will literally flip a sh*t.
You have to be a new kind of stupid to think the little cactus connected to my phone is a vial of drugs.
Or that I would be CARRYING IT IN PLAIN SIGHT.
Not that I DO drugs. I don't. But if I did, would I seriously be whipping them out in front of everyone anytime?
Seriously.
Some people shouldn't be allowed out in public.
1.) People that ask if my cactus is drugs in a shocked voice.
2.) People that carry drugs connected to their cellphone in a little glass vial.
In other news I got new jeans. They're a size 5. They have no button or zipper.
They look like they're painted onto my legs they're so skinny.
It's AWESOME.
That's my day in a nutshell. Or apparently in a cactus-containing drug vial.
The Air(brush)ing Of Grievances
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12 comments:
That's pretty awesome. I'd probably tell people they are totally drugs, and then let them sniff the cactus up their nose. It'd be entertaining.
some people are idiots.
i need a cell phone charm for my new phone... maybe i'll get one like you!
p.s.- i love amander's idea.
I think those little charms are so cute! And not drug like...And congrats on the pants! Finding good jeans is tough.
Hilarious!
Glad you love your new jeans!! ;)
LOL. You crack me up!!
Haha. Love Amanda's suggestion. We will discuss that in staff meeting today.
Oh Drugs on the Cell , I know it vegas but WTF? lol
f'real? Why would people's minds go "there" anyway? Their probably the ones doing drugs and were gonna bum a hit from you.
I like your cactus, cute! And com'on where's the pic of your cute jeans? I've been trying to find a pair of skinny jeans to go with some new boots I got.
Thats awesome. How many times did you have to trow up to get yourself into those pants? Bet self respect taste good coming up.
That's just crazy! I think your cactus is cute!
I love it. I am a plant collector so I really love it. You have a great blog. I have a political blog you might like. It would be nice to get a smart youth point of view on politics. Have a blessed Thanksgiving.
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