Why you should never forget to feed your cat

So last night I was on MSN talking to a friend of mine, when all of a sudden he signs off in the middle of our conversation.
Now, to be clear, it was just a normal conversation. It's not like I was making fun of his mother or something just as heinous.
For a moment I wondered if he'd just gotten tired of talking to me, but I figured he'd just signed off because he needed something to reboot.
Sure enough he signed back on a few minutes later and told me that whatever I was thinking was not the case, and that he had an interesting story for me.
Well, he was right. It was a very interesting story, and it had me laughing hysterically for at least a minute. "What I have in my possession right now is a linksys 4 port workgroup switch covered in cat piss."
Yes, you read me right. As revenge for not being fed that morning, his kitty took a leak right on his internet connector and momentarily stopped his internet escapades.
He won't accept the fact that I think the cat is a genius and knew exactly what she was doing. He thinks that it was just a lucky spray.
Whatever the case, here's the lesson I learned.
Never forget to feed your cat. It may wind up being the most expensive bowl of cat food you'll ever have to make up for.