I decided that I was sick of being locked up in the hotel room because Mr. F-Face was at my grandparents house.
I don't deserve to have my vacation ruined because that little c-muncher is back in my life.
He was told not to talk to me, and I saw him today for the first time since I was 8 years old.
He never said one word to me.
But that little f-face was slick.
He waited until my nephews got into town, and when they came in I was standing with them.
He walked over to them to shake their hands, and very deliberately brushed his hand against me.
I went into the other room shaking, and I haven't been much better for the rest of the day.
My brother Doug is here with his wife Angie and their kids, and Sean and Joey and Michael, my brother Thom's kids, are here too.
We went swimming together, and I snapped one picture.
That's my nephew Sean.
Before he threw me into the pool 50 times.
Then we went to lunch at this place called the Mallard cafe.
Now we're back at the hotel, and we're all hanging out and talking and chilling out. It's of course midnight, and Tiffany is terrified.
So she's in my lap right now. First she was laying with Sean.
Since it's so late, this will be a short post. But first, a cute story from the day.
My little nephew Fisher is 6, so he's still in that little cute phase.
He came running into our hotel room and he said "I... I gotta use your bathroom. Can I use your bathroom?"
And Joey, my nephew that's my age, yelled at him "NO!"
Fisher gasped with this horrified look on his face.
Then Joey said "Just kidding bud, go ahead."
Fisher started laughing while doing the peepee dance mid-run to the bathrom. "Hahaha, thas a funny joke."
A few minutes later, we hear banging and yelling coming from the bathroom. "I'M STUCK I CAN'T GET OUT I'M STUCK HELP I CAN'T GET OUT HEEEELP!"
Apparently we learned tonight that the bathroom door sticks.
I don't deserve to have my vacation ruined because that little c-muncher is back in my life.
He was told not to talk to me, and I saw him today for the first time since I was 8 years old.
He never said one word to me.
But that little f-face was slick.
He waited until my nephews got into town, and when they came in I was standing with them.
He walked over to them to shake their hands, and very deliberately brushed his hand against me.
I went into the other room shaking, and I haven't been much better for the rest of the day.
My brother Doug is here with his wife Angie and their kids, and Sean and Joey and Michael, my brother Thom's kids, are here too.
We went swimming together, and I snapped one picture.
That's my nephew Sean.Before he threw me into the pool 50 times.
Then we went to lunch at this place called the Mallard cafe.
Now we're back at the hotel, and we're all hanging out and talking and chilling out. It's of course midnight, and Tiffany is terrified.
So she's in my lap right now. First she was laying with Sean.
Since it's so late, this will be a short post. But first, a cute story from the day.
My little nephew Fisher is 6, so he's still in that little cute phase.
He came running into our hotel room and he said "I... I gotta use your bathroom. Can I use your bathroom?"
And Joey, my nephew that's my age, yelled at him "NO!"
Fisher gasped with this horrified look on his face.
Then Joey said "Just kidding bud, go ahead."
Fisher started laughing while doing the peepee dance mid-run to the bathrom. "Hahaha, thas a funny joke."
A few minutes later, we hear banging and yelling coming from the bathroom. "I'M STUCK I CAN'T GET OUT I'M STUCK HELP I CAN'T GET OUT HEEEELP!"
Apparently we learned tonight that the bathroom door sticks.
But nonetheless, it's a hilarious sticky door.
Me and my nephew Joey
Me and my nephew Joey
Tiffany has been so afraid of everyone being here that she's stayed on my lap, without force, all night.
10 comments:
That's so funny that he's your nephew!
Wow.. 50 times!
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I love the bathroom story!!
Why didn't your nephews and brothers at least push the crap of him away from you?? Lee did you TELL them?! I am worried for you!!
I can't believe you saw him, what an ass.
That is funny about being stuck in the bathroom. Well, probably wasn't funny for him!
I can hear Fisher's little voice now :) How cute. And Tiffany is adorable too, you must be a GREAT mom for her to stay there like that. Doesn't it feel good to know that SOMETHING needs you? I love how my younger cat, Lily, won't go NEAR Sean but loves the hell out of me...makes me feel special. Lily's mom, Kelly, is a whore and rubs up against anything. Sean has officially replaced me as her favorite, which blows. Stay strong down there!! Good job so far !
Little kids are so cute. :P Can't wait until mine start really talking and I have some good "blackmail" stories.
Hope you're having a great time, despite the fact, and be safe.
I'm thinking of you every day!
Really?! How dare he even touch you? What the hell is wrong with him? If he does it again--kick him in the balls--HARD!!
I LOVE the bathroom story!! hehe!!
Aww glad you got to hang out with the family today. Tiffany is so cute not wanting to leave you lol My dog Star does that when lots of people come over here too, or she just heads to her little bed upstairs hehe. :)
Six year olds totally do pee pee dances. So funny!
Take care of yourself. Be safe.
Glad that you are having a good time with family!
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