Top Hats

Today in History, I zoned out. A lot.
You know, it happens.
But while I zoned out, I doodled. A lot.

I decided to share with all of you the doodles that I created.Can't see it? That's fine. I split it up into chunks for you. I even took the liberty of coloring it in! Except the first one. I'm lazy like that.Turtles! Yes, the turtle is wearing a top hat. And a bow tie. This is what started it all... the loss of my mind.Bird with a top hat, and a monocle. Oh, and don't forget the cane. "Tweet tweet good sir". Aw, he's a gentleman.
Plus a dolphin with a top hat, holding a knife. Why the knife? I have no clue. Just one of those things.A tree with a noose... and a top hat. I have to say, I'm rather proud of the tree.
Grapes... wearing a top hat.A pencil wearing a top hat. And of course, a top hat wearing a top hat. Who could resist?

Now I know this makes me look crazy, but this is just a small look into my strange mind. But this embodies me so perfectly. Everything has to have a top hat, because top hats make everything classy!
In honor of this odd doodling session, I created a few t-shirts that you can buy with my doodles and my new saying.It looks better on the shirt, trust me.
You can purchase it by following this link: http://www.cafepress.com/cosmopolite
I'm going to hold a contest soon involving pictures of people in my shirt.
Why?
Because I want people to buy it, and getting something free is good incentive.
It'll be hand-chosen by me, and yes, worth more than the shirt. (It'd be stupid if it wasn't).
By the way, the cheapest shirt happens to be this one: http://www.cafepress.com/cosmopolite.413154855
So you can be snazzy, and not spend loads!

Go ahead, buy one. Or three. Or a thousand! You know you want to.