Tuesday, December 15, 2009

My Plans... Foiled!

I woke up today determined to eat healthier.
While I weigh as much as a cloth bag of feathers, I still need to keep my cholesterol down.
Plus everyone hates stomach bloat from overeating.

So why is it that my mom brought home Krispy Kreme donuts?
And why did the office have an ever-refilling plate of homemade cookies?
And why oh why did my co-worker bring in a homemade meatball sub and beg me to eat half of it?
And why did I eat all of these things?

They tasted great, don't get me wrong. But the whole "pregnant stomach" look isn't sexy to me.
Yes, when I bloat it makes me look pregnant.
It is not attractive.
Pregnancy is attractive, but I'm 17.
Not attractive.

So please everyone, stop tempting me with these ridiculously good/fatty foods.
I want to be a good girl.
Is that so wrong?

...Oh god my mom made brownies."Heeeeeeeeeeeey, stop biting my wire!" Me, in that picture, to my cat Tiffany.

7 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Holidays are the worst!

Wendyburd1 said...

Sounds like a delicious day! LOL!

Mighty M said...

Yeah, I'm only good at resisting when the food is not in my presence!!

Sheri said...

Yummy! Unless you way over eat every meal and have huge snacks throughout the day, I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Yaya said...

Yeah, food babies suck. Krispy Kreme?? I'm jealous. They closed them down in our area. :(

Liz said...

I have no control when it comes to food! I'm working on that. Some things are just hard to resist!

Brandi ❤ said...

Well, than. I guess it's a good thing I didn't make my tub full of candies to send to everyone. LOL! I have that same intention every week and it always goes by the wayside.

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