Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Dancing is Evil

You see, I was watching "18 Kids and Counting" last night, and daddy Duggar let slip the family's views on dancing.
It's evil.
It causes promiscuity. Especially among the boys.
That's why the family is only allowed to listen to classic gospel. And they cannot dance.
"Even classic rock music can make the toddlers start bopping along".I don't see what makes dancing so promiscuous.
I mean sure, I may run around the house in my underwear doing my best Cameron Diaz impression...But who DOESN'T do that?
Except the Duggars.

Yeah, sure, my moves may bring "all the boys to the yard". But is that so wrong?
My hip-shaking and hair-flipping isn't promiscuous in the least bit. I couldn't IMAGINE someone getting the wrong idea about me if I were dancing in my usual manner in public.
Especially in my underwear.

You want to know the real reason I think the Duggars won't let their kids dance?
They haven't heard Lady Gaga's song, because they were too busy listening to that gospel music. Her lyrics are POWERFUL, and they're missing out and depriving their kids of her genius!

Just Dance... gonna be okay, da da DOO DOO!

Come on, that's REAL gospel.
So Duggars, live a little. Daddy Duggar, take some time out of knocking up your wife every five minutes and DANCE. Cuz it's gonna be okay (dadaDOODOO).
(but seriously, you guys are crazy.)

Oh, and by the way. I'd like to know why instead of being at 1,000,000 followers like I should be, I've lost 2 in the past 2 days. Not cool people. It DOES bug me. And where are my comments!?
I think ninjas are involved... I have to investigate.


Kristina P. said...

There are actually a lot of conservative Christian religions that believe this.

I blame Elvis.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, you are hilarious! This is my first post I've read since I just got home and it was just what I needed! Haha!

Grand Pooba said...

Hahaha! Oh you make me laugh! Dude, the Duggers are ca-razy! I can't believe they can live like that. Somebody needs to knock some sense into those people!

The Head Eagle said...


I agree that not allowing dancing can be extreme..but to each his own, I guess.

I lost a follower to this week! Very suspicious! You let me know what comes of the ninjas!

TeeTee said...

i love dancing.
especially to lady gaga.

Erin said...

How sad that they can't express their feelings about music by moving their bodies around.

Sheri said...

Great post! lol

I dunno what is up with bloggy people lately either. We should both be well over 100 by now I think... and have lots of comments... what is up with that?

LaurieJ said...

If ninjas make my kitchen messy and create loads of laundry to do then they are definitely involved in my absense!
And I lost two followers this week. I figured that if I didn't know who they were then I shouldn't care that much :-)

And on the virgin thing??
You only get the chance to give that away once. Not something to take lightly.
Ok, the mom in me will be quiet now :-)

Anonymous said...

Your picture does not match the upbeatness and silliness of your post! Are you ok?

Amander said...

I'm pretty bad at dancing, but it would suck if I wasn't allowed to!

Wendyburd1 said...

I don't dance, but I think the Duggar's are insane period.

Sarah said...

did you see my bit on my RTT post??I watched it the other day and the girls went to a consignment sale...what MORE do they need after 18 kids?? What is it that they DO NOT have...besides condoms...

Bobby G said...

OMG! Its so funny you mention this because i saw the wedding episode earlier this mo. No dancing no alcohol, WTF? WORST WEDDING EVER

Mighty M said...

I just don't think the world is very entertaining without dance. You have to imagine that at least ONE of those kids is going to revolt and maybe put on a (gasp!) tank top and do some dancing!!

Anonymous said...

Don't even get me started on these idiots!

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