Monday, November 23, 2009

Dear Everyone...

THIS:Is NOT drugs.
It is a CACTUS.
WHY would I be carrying around drugs connected to my cellphone?
If you ask me again, "Oh my god, is that drugs?" I will literally flip a sh*t.
You have to be a new kind of stupid to think the little cactus connected to my phone is a vial of drugs.
Or that I would be CARRYING IT IN PLAIN SIGHT.
Not that I DO drugs. I don't. But if I did, would I seriously be whipping them out in front of everyone anytime?
Seriously.

Some people shouldn't be allowed out in public.
1.) People that ask if my cactus is drugs in a shocked voice.
2.) People that carry drugs connected to their cellphone in a little glass vial.

In other news I got new jeans. They're a size 5. They have no button or zipper.
They look like they're painted onto my legs they're so skinny.
It's AWESOME.

That's my day in a nutshell. Or apparently in a cactus-containing drug vial.

13 comments:

Amander said...

That's pretty awesome. I'd probably tell people they are totally drugs, and then let them sniff the cactus up their nose. It'd be entertaining.

TeeTee said...

some people are idiots.
i need a cell phone charm for my new phone... maybe i'll get one like you!

TeeTee said...

p.s.- i love amander's idea.

Carmen said...

I think those little charms are so cute! And not drug like...And congrats on the pants! Finding good jeans is tough.

Mighty M said...

Hilarious!

Glad you love your new jeans!! ;)

Kaitlyn and Daniel said...

LOL. You crack me up!!

Kristina P. said...

Haha. Love Amanda's suggestion. We will discuss that in staff meeting today.

Sheri said...

lol that is too funny that people think that is drugs... seriously? what idiots!

Bobby G said...

Oh Drugs on the Cell , I know it vegas but WTF? lol

Grand Pooba said...

f'real? Why would people's minds go "there" anyway? Their probably the ones doing drugs and were gonna bum a hit from you.

I like your cactus, cute! And com'on where's the pic of your cute jeans? I've been trying to find a pair of skinny jeans to go with some new boots I got.

Anonymous said...

Thats awesome. How many times did you have to trow up to get yourself into those pants? Bet self respect taste good coming up.

Liz said...

That's just crazy! I think your cactus is cute!

Chris said...

I love it. I am a plant collector so I really love it. You have a great blog. I have a political blog you might like. It would be nice to get a smart youth point of view on politics. Have a blessed Thanksgiving.

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