Tuesday, December 16, 2008

*sigh* Single Again.

Raymond melted.
I mean, I saw it coming, but it still broke my heart. You know, you get attached to someone and just feel this connection, and then the sun comes out.
What kind of rotten luck is that?
Sure, he was kind of cold sometimes, and he didn't have the biggest personality.
And he couldn't talk because he didn't have a mouth. But it was better that way!
Isn't it always better when the woman does the talking in the relationship?

I should've named him Edward. Sure, he would've melted, but he would come back 6 months later after I jumped off a cliff and had to save him in Italy.
I've always wanted to go to Italy. It would've been a nice trip.
And see, it would be the same scenario. He would try to step out in the sun to kill himself.
So, in some sort of sense, Edward Cullen is kind of like a snowman.
Edward is cold, Raymond was cold.
To kill a snowman, you tear it apart/set it on fire or put it in the sun.
To kill Edward, you tear him apart/set him on fire or let him walk out in the sun in front of the Volturi.

I'll never forget you, Raymond. We shared a day together that was amazing, magical, and f***ing cold.

11 comments:

Kristina P. said...

You are completely right. Edward is just like a snowman.

Jillene said...

Hahahaha!! What a great post!! I love the Snowman/Edward comparisons--you were "dead" on!!

kel said...

R.I.P. Raymond.. may you live forever in our hearts..

B said...

This is too cute. I'm sorry Raymond let you down.

The Leijte's in Vegas said...

Yeah I loved the snow in Vegas too. It was wild, and I loved every minute of it..

Liz said...

Poor Raymond! You took great pictures to remind you of him,

Wendyburd1 said...

LOL, he was so cute!!

So said...

Found you at the top of blog stalkers.

Great post! I wonder if Stephanie Meyers has an obsession with snowmen but that wouldn't work quite as well in her books. Hmmmm...

Daphine said...

This was hilarious! I am still lol!

Cant Hardly Wait said...

at first i was like, oh no... another heart break... and then i saw that you were dating a snow man and i was all... "asshole".

Angela said...

You can come to my house and make a hundred little Raymond's in my yard.

He will rise again :)

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