Saturday, February 14, 2009

Balls.

That's my new catchphrase, I think.
I've said it a lot in the past couple of days.
I drop something. "Balls."
I forget something. "Balls."
I kill someone. "Double balls."

Balls can convey a lot of things.
I feel like balls.
I especially feel like balls because I'm single on Valentines Day.
I spent 2 years having someone to celebrate with.
And then he broke my heart and spirit a lot of other things.

So instead my mom and I are celebrating together.
I went to meet Jessie today. I was by myself. OMG DANGER.

No. I was safe. I asked her if she was an axe murderer before I went down to Subway.
She swore she wasn't a murderer, so I trusted her.
The two of us walked over to Walmart after Subway.We bought these two bears for this guy we play on xbox with. He's the one deployed in Turkey, and he's single so we thought it'd be nice to show him some love.
Then I bought my mom a 25 dollar red lobster giftcard.
She had been saying she hasn't had lobster in years, so... Happy Valentines, mommy!

She's making dinner right now and just busted two glasses. So I can't walk barefoot in the kitchen.
Which sucks because I hate wearing shoes in the house. I want my feet to be free!

I just found this video which wasn't AMAZING, but the effort put into it was. So... watch it and you'll understand.
I'm going to go lay down.




13 comments:

Kristina P. said...

What a nice gift for your mom!

Stesha said...

Happy V-Day!

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

LaurieJ said...

Have you seen the santa twilight? It's pretty good too...

Mmm..bisquits at Red Lobster

Yaya said...

Yum...red lobster...cheddar biscuits...



We've watched Juno about 11 times in 3 weeks and our new word is "wizard".

Gotta watch video later.

shelbyisms. said...

Balls is a pleasant word, really.
:)

Wendyburd1 said...

Happy VD Lee! LOL!
That was so sweet of you the bear AND the Lobsta card for your mom!!

Liz said...

I am glad that you got to meet your internet friend and that she wasn't an axe murderer. Red Lobster is so good! I hope your Mom enjoys her gift card.

Jess said...

I think that if you make the effort to put on socks and shoes it's good.
Unfortunately that is just too much effort, so barefoot rules OK.
That twilight parody is pretty good, expec. first 1:30.
xx

OMG! Word verification word: belyswan

Coincidence or what??

Sheri said...

That was a funny Twilight Parody. Thanks for posting it!

Kate said...

I use that phrase all the time! I feel so "Ron Burgundy" when i say it. My husband doesnt appreciate it as much, usually because I use it against him. hah.

Halftime Lessons said...

Hope you had a great V Day Lee... cant imagine what it must be like growing up in Vegas...I have two trips there this month, already been on one, and Im sick of it already!!

;-)

Halftime Lessons said...

PS - Instead of Balls, you could go with an english tint:

Bollocks.

VERY descriptive.

So said...

Balls! Love it.

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