Friday, April 24, 2009

My Mind is Blank

I've been sitting here for twenty minutes staring at the screen trying to figure out something good to write about.
Sometimes I have writers block.
I blame the cement blocks tied to my hands, but that can't be the only reason.

My mom asked me to set up a blog for her. She said, "I'm an old lady that wants to complain about politics and stuff."
So whenever I get the blog set up, I'll link you guys to it so that you can hear the "old lady" complain.

Although I probably complain just as much as her. But I complain about important things.
Like fast food, and Drew, and Daniel, and television.
The essential things to life.

I just edited out a giant portion of this post, that was right here.
It was about Shelby.
The irony is, right as I pressed "publish", she texted me apologizing for what she did.
You gotta hate when that happens.
I mean, I love the apology.
But now my post is shorter than it was.

And no one likes a short post.
Except short people.

Oh, and I'm excited because my friend asked me to edit pictures of her for a jazz album cover she's going to be on.
I'm almost professional. Now I just need business cards! "Lee - Professional"
I can see them now.

Also, Izzy is coming over tomorrow to take pictures of me wearing her jewelry. We're also going to work on making some Edward dolls.
I'll show you guys all of the pictures.
By the way, for every 4 pieces you guys buy, I get one free piece. And you get a discount for buying through me.
DO IT, I WANT FREE JEWELRY.

Oh, and Left 4 Dead came out with new maps, which is really exciting.
So I'm going to go play.
Shocker, right?My skin's broken out. This is how I cope.

9 comments:

Erin said...

Food is definitely important. Sometimes I feel like that I all I blog about.

Kristina P. said...

Maybe you can be like Michael Jackson and just wear a mask over your face all the time. Totally incognito.

And I wasn't bashing Twilight. Just Robert Pattinson. :)

Yaya said...

Lol-I'm with ya on the broken out skin!

short post for short people, you are too funny.

Femin Susan said...

Food is definitely important.

Carmen said...

Your mom wanting a blog reminded me of my mom getting a facebook. I get quiz requests from her sometimes and stuff which is funny.

Wendyburd1 said...

How mush IS her jewelery?

Naomi said...

Hey hey hey...i havent been online for a LOONG LOOOOONG time, and I don't know what happened with my 'Blogs I Follow' list, but it was all gone :( So I guess I'm somewhat responsible for your fluctuating Followers list!
On the brighter side, I am now your 50th follower!! Yay neat layout!!!
P.S: Nice Applebottoms and Chippendale pics!! My mum would so totally never let me do that even if I wanted to.
And I agree with the testicle punching :)

Sheri said...

Congrats on the 50 followers! who-oo!

Writer's block sucks... I totally hate it.

How much is her jewelry? It is cute. :)

Liz said...

I have times where I can't think of a thing to write about so I don't. That's great that your Mom wants a blog!

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