Monday, April 20, 2009

Strawberries!

I didn't take a picture before I ate my strawberry that grew in the backyard.
I forgot.
Whoops.
It was yummy, though.

Other than the strawberries, nothing has happened.
Like, nothing.
I went to school, and just... nothing.
How stupid is that?
It's as stupid as the stripper that strips just because she likes it.
Pretty stupid.

I have to do my sociology project tomorrow, or die trying.
My bet is on the whole die trying thing.
I'm writing about the camps that asians were put into during WWII.
I keep getting them confused with concentration camps.

I have some really, really bad images for nazis.
But they would be considered "distasteful".
Pfft, distasteful.
You guys don't know the meaning of distasteful.
Taking a picture of jesus and photoshopping it onto a naked woman, that would be distasteful.
Even saying it leaves a nasty taste in my mouth.

I was going to talk about something important, but I can't remember what it is.
Which means it's not actually important.
Which is pretty convenient for me.
I wish all things worked that way.
I can't remember, so it's not important, so it can go away!
But ma'am, you're pregnant!
No, I don't remember being pregnant. Not my problem anymore!

The most important thing to happen to me tonight was a terrifying situation.
I was watching my recorded episode of the newest House.
And my program CUT OFF THE LAST 5 MINUTES.
WHILE WILSON'S DEAD GIRLFRIEND HAD COME BACK AND WAS TALKING TO HIM.
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE WAS THERE.
BECAUSE IT CUT IT OFF WHEN SHE APPEARED.
I nearly DIED.
I was so mad.
Can anyone that watches the show tell me why she was there, please?By the way, everyone. I can turn your 2 column blogs into 3 column while keeping your current design.
So, hit me up. I'm so proud I figured out how to do that.

And one more thing.
I just took that picture above, but my shirt was apparently up way high... you could pretty much see my whole boobs.
And I posted it to the blog post, went to hit publish, and then I actually LOOKED at the picture and nearly had a heartattack.
I guess that's what happens when you don't pay attention to what you're doing.

14 comments:

Liz said...

Well, I can't help you on the House thing because we are on season 4. We buy these shows on DVD so we are usually WAY behind. This is really awful but please tell me it's Amber that kicks the bucket because I really dislike her! And the thought of her coming back from the dead just reaffirms that she is some freaking possessed devil...:o)

Wendyburd1 said...

I hate when my recorders DO THAT!! House is soooo good! Hold on gimme 1 minute!!

Wendyburd1 said...

House plays his piano, then manages to play piano and the harmonica at the same time, which is just ridiculous. By Season Ten, shows will be wrapping up with him playing a one-man-band. House works himself up into a bad case of harmonica/piano face, and it looks like everything is fine again in his world and the writers totally blew the Kumar suicide storyline ...

... until House opens his eyes and suddenly stops playing. He looks like he's just seen a ghost. Because he has -- CTB is leaning over his piano!!!! CTB is back!!!!! She's BACK!!!! A++++!!! FANTASTIC! "Solved another case. Busted Wilson," she says seductively before suddenly appearing next to House's head and whispering in his ear, "looks like you're not losing it after all." As for the rest of us, we may have lost a Kumar, but it looks like we've gained a CTB for a few episodes, and that's almost worth it.

Sheri said...

I haven't watched that episode of house yet, when I do I shall let ya know. :)

Bobby G said...

I'M ALL FOR DISTASTEFUL! SO nice! The Japanese interment camps were bad too!

SO said...

Love the three column look! I hope the strawberry was yummy.

Grand Pooba said...

Hmmm, haven't watched House in a while, no help there.

You should have kept the original picture! Not like the other one is bad, I'm just sayin.

Kristina P. said...

Is House on Fox? Do they put the episodes on there? You might want to check iTunes, or one of those spoiler websites.

Erin said...

Strawberries fresh from the garden...yum.

I always forget when House is on. I've only seen a couple of episodes.

Yaya said...

Hey, boobs are good.

House-you didn't miss anything-that was the end. She comes back and is talking to House and he realizes that he's way high on his drugs and tripping out hallucinating and that's the end.

Yaya said...

Ps loved your stripper comment and complete randomness of this post.

Carmen said...

Yum homegrown fruit! We used to grow raspberries and strawberries, but then we got rid of all that stuff...I love House! But I never watch the current episodes on tv, I watch them on Hulu...eventually...

That.Girl said...

Oh! Were you as shocked and confused by Kutner's suicide!? I am still depressed over that one. :*( I just watched the new one, we don't have tv so I have to wait for it to come on fox.com...

Love House!

Sho said...

It really is a bummer that Kutner had to be killed off, instead of leaving or something, though it definitely was great for shock value.

The problem herein is that it becomes REALLY awkward to see him "dead," when he was your professor for a class a year ago (he taught a course at Penn. How awesome is that?!)

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