Thursday, May 28, 2009

A New Horizon

First things first, I have a story of the day.
My mom went in to get a mole removed from her neck, so very minor surgery.
Her appointment was 10:30. When did we get in?
I was furious. I had things to go do, and that was a waste of my time.
We get in, and they offer to let me watch. I've never been squeamish, so I said sure.
But I decided to just watch them do the stitching.
The cutting would still bother me a bit.

I stood up during the stitching, and after about two minutes something wasn't right.
I was dizzy, I was nauseous, and oh crap, I was about to faint.
I wobbled over to a chair and put my head between my legs. The doctors were laughing.
Probably because I said "Oh I'm not squeamish."
Really, I'm not. He said it's a chemical reaction in the brain to the sight of blood.
Anyway, the nurse gave me juice, and my ears were ringing and everything sounded hollow.
My mom told me that means I was literally about to pass out.
I was like, "Damn, I wish I had! Then I'd have an awesome story for my blog!"
My knees were about to go out from under me.

I have NEVER felt faint in my LIFE. I've been dizzy, but never actually about to faint.
I've always wanted to faint though. To see what it's like, to be awake one minute and waking up the next.
So yes, I was disappointed I didn't faint.
But also completely embarrassed that I almost did. The nurse said, "I could tell by the way you were standing that you weren't feeling right."
I was probably wobbly. I could feel myself getting kind of unsteady.
So that was an interesting event.

Second story, happened before that, but was less exciting.
My mom accidentally gave me my sleeping pill instead of my anti-anxiety pill this morning.
I was walking around almost passed out, and then I said something and she went "You mean that pill that was split in the bottle?" "MOM! THAT WAS MY SLEEPING PILL!"
She was laughing hysterically, I was yawning wildly, and now I accuse her of drugging me.

Now for the "New Horizon".
My friend Izzy, the one that makes the charms, has introduced me, via text message, to a guy named Alex.
He's super cute, used to be in the air force, and he's 21.
My mom approves of him because he's not Drew, so that's a plus.
Plus since he was born in January, she says that we're a good astrological match.
I wanted to meet him super soon, and as luck would have it, Izzy called me saying, "Wanna go to a movie with me, Travis, and Alex?" "Hell yes I would, woman!"
So she's picking me up at 4:00 for my first double date sort of thing.
Want to know a big plus?
He likes Twilight.
Hell yes, woman!
So I put on my cutest jeans, a tank top, fluffed my hair, re-did my makeup.
I'm ready man.
And I really want to go bowling too.
I should guilt them.
Izzzzzzzzzzy, I wanna go booooowling.
I'm so twitchy with excitement that I can't point the mouse right. It's ridiculous.

I'll tell you guys how everything goes when I get home, or tomorrow. Depending on how late I get home.
Do I look cute enough to date or what?


Anonymous said...

Oh Yay!!! This new guy sounds great! (I agree with your's because he's not Drew).

Fainting...not fun.

Have fun on your date!!!

- Eadyn's Calling said...

Rock on, Girlie! Let us know how your date goes, and post some pics of the cutie. LOL! :)

Kristina P. said...

I have fainted on several occasions, and it's very embarrassing.

Jillene said...

Fainting....not so fun. Going on a date with a more mature guy that likes Twilight--AWESOME!!

RB said...

Yay! Have a fantastic time! I can't wait to hear all about it :)

Sarah said...

Good job! Get right back in there girl! And yes, if I were a younger guy I would totally date you. Actually, Sean, who is 29, saw your pic on your blog (the banner pic) and was like "Who's THAT?!" Bow-Chicka-Bow :) And he's dating me so he has GOOD taste!

Kimmy said...

You're too funny about the fainting bit!

About the new guy, good luck!! He sounds like a winner :O)

TeeTee said...

Have an awesome time!

Fainting... not fun, at all.

k8lynr said...

i almost fainted today too!

fun times, fun times. but not because of blood, but because my body hates me.

have fun, and you look loverly.


Wendyburd1 said...

You look awesome and the guy sounds nice!!

Trust ME, fainting is NOT fun. Seriously scary, and I have been almost fainting a lot lately so I hope you don't. Just yesterday I got so dizzy and next thing I know my knees slam into the floor...OW!!

Grand Pooba said...

Okay so I have to get the rest of my mole removed in June, wanna come?

Tim said...

The pic never loaded for me but I know you looked cute because you always do. I hope the date went well.

Laove and Prayers,


Anonymous said...

I hope your date went well!

Bobby G said...

SWEET GIRL! go out, have fun! but military guys can be pompus douchebags! a lil bit of caution! Yes you look cute enough to date! (just not old enough ) =)

Sheri said...

Glad the mole removal went okay for your Mom. Almost passing out is no fun. I've fainted a few times in the shower - very unfun.

Have fun on the date! I can't wait to hear how it goes. Wow. A guy who likes Twilight?!? Score!

Me said...

I have never fainted..or come close. Sounds scary! I'm glad you didn't actually faint.

Anonymous said...

good luck on your date!! I always get twitchy and excited for those types of things. haha

Anonymous said...

I've always kind of wondered what it's like to faint too.

Izzy said...

Your just awesome and thats all i gotta say I'm catching up going over blogs i have missed.
dont mind me O_0

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