Sunday, January 11, 2009

Dang, I could've hassled the hoff!

My mom and I were in the car on the way to Drew's house and we drove past the "Welcome to Las Vegas" sign.
It's not that incredible when you see it as often as we do.
Anyway, there was a HUGE crowd of people all snapping pictures towards the sign and I was like... that's weird.
It's been there forever. It's not like everyone just realized HEY LOOK AT THIS BLINKY SIGN OH MY GOD IT MUST BE SENT FROM THE HEAVENS.
And then my mom saw him.
David "Don't Hassle the Hoff" Hasselhoff.Yeah, that hunk of stuff right there.
I think that's animal abuse.

We almost turned around. I was like "I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM AND DO BUNNY EARS" and my mom goes "That would be hassling the Hoff."
Pushaw. Then I'd have proof I hassled the hoff and I'd go down in HISTORY.

If he'd been posing with the puppies I'm pretty sure we would've driven away faster instead of stopping.

I've actually had a lot of interesting celebrity run-ins/meetings.
Both of my parents work in the entertainment business, so I wind up in interesting situations.
At one point I sat in on a script read on the set of Monk. Tony Shaloub is pretty nice. I was really nervous to meet him, but I shook his hand and talked to him for a few minutes.
I met the rest of the cast too, but celebrity gods forgive me I just can't remember their names.
The guy from Silence of the Lambs was one of them. The one that stuffed his manhood between his legs and kept the lady in the pit and made a coat out of women's skin.
Yeah, that guy.
He's pretty cool too.
TED LEVINE, THAT'S HIS NAME.
Right, Ted Levine.

Then I met Rip Taylor. The crazy guy with the confetti and the mustache.
I was on the set of Carnivale. Some HBO show. Watched them filming. Made me never ever want to be an actor.

Wow, seeing the Hoff sent me down memory lane. Thanks, David!
By seeing him in the middle of the street I feel we're on a nickname basis now.
He calls me Ladybug and I call him Studmeister.

Other than that, today was uneventful. Me and Drew hung out and watched some stuff. Watched Enchanted because there was nothing else readily available in my netflix que... I don't remember how to spell that word.

Ew ew ew just bit into a huge hunk of fat in my steak. That was gnarly.

I'm going to work on some layouts now. I thank everyone that got me up to 26 comments on my last post!
That made me frickin' excited. Most I've ever, ever, ever gotten.
I LOVE YOU GUYS!

11 comments:

Stesha said...

I love Monk!

Kristina P. said...

Love The Hoff. I'm slightly jealous.

Jess to the Lo said...

I think we should be getting more fun celebrity meeting/seeing stories! Fun times.

Wendyburd1 said...

That billboard made me throw up a lil in my mouth, and it IS animal abuse!!

Liz said...

Ewww.. I am not caring much for that billboard. That's neat that you've met those celebrities. I have never met a celebrity.

blueviolet said...

You totally should have hassled the Hoff. I think he likes it.

And your new layout is amazing!

Jillene said...

I would have gotten out and hasseled the Hoff. TOTALLY!!

Me said...

Oh, my eyes..that picture. I most likely will be scarred for life!

Grand Pooba said...

Love the new layout! And I totally agree with the whole animal abuse thing. Who wants to see that?

Ewww!

Wish I had celebrity encounters!

Erin said...

That picture is totally nasty! I can't quite tell where the Hoff ends and the dog begins...

So said...

I believe that's animal abuse as well.

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