Friday, November 7, 2008

Why you should never forget to feed your cat

So last night I was on MSN talking to a friend of mine, when all of a sudden he signs off in the middle of our conversation.
Now, to be clear, it was just a normal conversation. It's not like I was making fun of his mother or something just as heinous.
For a moment I wondered if he'd just gotten tired of talking to me, but I figured he'd just signed off because he needed something to reboot.
Sure enough he signed back on a few minutes later and told me that whatever I was thinking was not the case, and that he had an interesting story for me.
Well, he was right. It was a very interesting story, and it had me laughing hysterically for at least a minute. "What I have in my possession right now is a linksys 4 port workgroup switch covered in cat piss."
Yes, you read me right. As revenge for not being fed that morning, his kitty took a leak right on his internet connector and momentarily stopped his internet escapades.
He won't accept the fact that I think the cat is a genius and knew exactly what she was doing. He thinks that it was just a lucky spray.
Whatever the case, here's the lesson I learned.
Never forget to feed your cat. It may wind up being the most expensive bowl of cat food you'll ever have to make up for.

6 comments:

Walter said...

Wow he took that really well. I would have been mad if I had to essentially piss away money replacing it.

Angela said...

too funny! glad it wasn't my cat...lol!

Lorie said...

That is a cute cat!! And I guess he will remember to feed his cat!

Liz said...

Thanks for coming over to visit. We have to look positive towards the future. We just have to pray for God's grace.

Ok.... that cat is beautiful. I totally believe cats are smarter than we think. Our oldest himalayan would knock over the same picture of us every time we went on vacation. I hardly think that was a coincidence.

Wendyburd1 said...

I knew it!! Cats ARE all knowing and USE that power...for evil!! By the Way, Hi, I'm Wendy, Kristina told me to drop in, so HI!! I love new stalkees and love to be stalked, so drop by! Please I don't act MY age so why should ANYONE else?!!

ukyankoz said...

That is hilarious! I mean..wow, sorry about your friends computer...

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